1. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2. Yo mama so stupid, I said Koolaide and she jumped through the wall.
3. Yo mama so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
4. Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for excersise.
5. Yo mama so old her social secruity number is "8".
6. Yo mama so fat, she eats "wheat thicks".
7.Yo mama so fat she step on a scale and it said "...to be continued"
8.Yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world.
9.Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
10.Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince.
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