Time Magazine's Top Ten Yo Mama Jokes....

1. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
2. Yo mama so stupid, I said Koolaide and she jumped through the wall.
3. Yo mama so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.
4. Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for excersise.
5. Yo mama so old her social secruity number is "8".
6. Yo mama so fat, she eats "wheat thicks".
7.Yo mama so fat she step on a scale and it said "...to be continued"
8.Yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world.
9.Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
10.Yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was just a prince.

A Hand Transplant??? What really??

The first person in the United States to recieve a double hand transplant is...

A pastry chef from florida just got a hand transplant. He lost his hand due to a strep infection that spread to his limbs and stopped the blood flow and caused both his hands and feet to fall off. Both him and his family are looking forward to regaining his independence since currently he isnt even able to simple tasks as in brushing his teeth, or combing his hair.

Ok so I know that my generation has a texting problem but this is ridiculous

A girl in Sacramento sent 303,000 text messages in one month...thats 7 messages a min, 420 an hour, 10,080 a day...All with her new iphone.
She is a Straight A student, and has a full time job and is able to keep up with her texting...

She said in her defense..."I cant help if Im popular"...give me a break that is ridiculous. Luckily her parents had the unlimited plan other wise it would have been over three grand.

Stalker of a College Student Caught

The Westleyn University Junior that was slain was killed by her stalker. He turned himself into police after seeing his photo. He apparently stalked Ms. Justin-Jinich one summer when they took a summer course together at NYU. He sent her 38 harassing emails and numerous phone calls. Ms. Justin-Jinich contacted the police but never pressed charges.

Kelli Connel Project

Self Portraits

The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art

This is the most anticipated event of New York high society. This years exhibition was "the model as a muse". Therefore it was no surprise to find a large number of supermodels as the center of attention.